Dandy 'Considerably Manly' Babbage

Welcome all to the best night of your life, coming to you from the intercontinental champion of the squared circle for the past 10,000 years. All i care about is that the people keep coming back for more, it's not about being the world champion its about being in the danger zone sipping on some sweet whiskey being in the position to afford to be ridiculous at any time. You must show no mercy nor have any belief whatsoever in how others will judge you… for my greatness will silence you all. I don't make mistakes, I bury them. I will guide and teach you silly bunch of monkeys how to kick the enemies teeth so far down their throat they will be able to chew their own ass out just for pissing me off. Take it from me the man with the MUSCLES and the  KNOW HOW. Why I have crippled more people than polio, i regret nothing and fear less. Tomorrow the men who fight after Dandy gets a hold of them will only live for the family that breathes the air that smells of combat. And Remember YOU CAN'T HIDE, FROM THE DANDYMAN!